Archives - July 2013
July 1, 2013
Books and movies are like apples and oranges. They both are fruit, but taste completely different.
July 2, 2013
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
July 3, 2013
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
July 4, 2013
We must be free not because we claim freedom, but because we practice it.
July 5, 2013
Modesty is the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
July 6, 2013
I base most of my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
July 7, 2013
What a polite game tennis is. The chief word in it seems to be "sorry" and admiration of each other's play crosses the net as frequently as the ball.
July 8, 2013
Artists are just children who refuse to put down their crayons.
July 9, 2013
Sometimes, in a summer morning, having taken my accustomed bath, I sat in my sunny doorway from sunrise till noon, rapt in reverie.
July 10, 2013
An exaggeration is a truth that has lost its temper.
July 11, 2013
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
July 12, 2013
This strange disease of modern life, with its sick hurry, its divided aims.
July 13, 2013
You can overcome anything if you don't bellyache.
July 14, 2013
If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.
July 15, 2013
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?
July 16, 2013
One of the Internet's strengths is its ability to help consumers find the right needle in a digital haystack of data.
July 17, 2013
Common sense, however it tries, cannot avoid being surprised from time to time.
July 18, 2013
If things are going untowardly one month, they are sure to mend the next.
July 19, 2013
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
July 20, 2013
The moment one gives close attention to any thing, even a blade of grass it becomes a mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent world in itself.
July 21, 2013
One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
July 22, 2013
Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.
July 23, 2013
Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.
July 24, 2013
Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it.
July 25, 2013
Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.
July 26, 2013
Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking.
July 27, 2013
I don't have to look far to find treasures. I discover them every time I visit a library.
July 28, 2013
Twitter is just a multiplayer notepad.
July 29, 2013
Goals are dreams with deadlines.
July 30, 2013
The great advantage of living in a large family is that early lesson of life's essential unfairness.
July 31, 2013
Some books are to be tasted; others to be swallowed; and some few to be chewed and digested.