Archives - January 2002
January 1, 2002
The etiquette question that troubles so many fastidious people on New Year's Day is: How am I ever going to face those people again?
January 2, 2002
Rudeness is better than any argument; it totally eclipses intellect.
January 3, 2002
The only sin is mediocrity.
January 4, 2002
Nothing quite new is perfect.
January 5, 2002
The most disadvantageous peace is better than the most just war.
January 6, 2002
Nothing sickens me more than the closed door of a library.
January 7, 2002
In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast.
January 8, 2002
Perfection is a trifle dull.
January 9, 2002
Life seems to love the liver of it.
January 10, 2002
There is no sinner like a young saint.
January 11, 2002
It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty Gods, or no God.
January 12, 2002
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
January 13, 2002
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
January 14, 2002
Never look backwards or you'll fall down the stairs.
January 15, 2002
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
January 16, 2002
I'm aging as well as a beach party movie.
January 17, 2002
I believe in the dull lie --- make your story boring enough and no one will question it.
January 18, 2002
Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only.
January 19, 2002
I am what you have made me. Take all the praise, take all the blame; take all the success, take all the failure; in short, take me.
January 20, 2002
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
January 21, 2002
Money's a horrid thing to follow, but a charming thing to meet.
January 22, 2002
There seems to be so much more winter than we need this year.
January 23, 2002
You see, but you do not observe.
January 24, 2002
Anecdotes are so much tastier when spiced with expensive names.
January 25, 2002
Writers, alas, have to be fools in public, while the rest of the human race can cover its tracks.
January 26, 2002
Afraid is a country with no exit visas.
January 27, 2002
There is no perfect time to write. There's only now.
January 28, 2002
The difference between genius and stupidity is that even genius has limits.
January 29, 2002
You must do the thing you think you cannot do.
January 30, 2002
Rumor is seldom at a loss for answers.
January 31, 2002
It is difficult to like anybody else's idea of being funny.