Archives - June 2015
June 1, 2015
Freedom is strangely ephemeral. It is something like breathing; one only becomes acutely aware of its importance when one is choking.
June 2, 2015
Ice cream is happiness condensed.
June 3, 2015
Quotation is the highest compliment you can pay to an author.
June 4, 2015
There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat.
June 5, 2015
If you're talking about how you promoted synergy in an organization, that could mean you just got everybody together for donuts twice a week.
June 6, 2015
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
June 7, 2015
The past is a guidepost, not a hitching post.
June 8, 2015
Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold.
June 9, 2015
Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.
June 10, 2015
Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid.
June 11, 2015
A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it.
June 12, 2015
Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.
June 13, 2015
The sewing machine joins what the scissors have cut asunder, plus whatever else comes in its path.
June 14, 2015
That piece of red, white and blue bunting means five thousand years of struggle upwards. It is the full-grown flower of ages of fighting for liberty. It is the century plant of human hope in bloom.
June 15, 2015
Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
June 16, 2015
I've put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries arguing over what I meant, and that's the only way of insuring one's immortality.
June 17, 2015
Go vegetable heavy. Reverse the psychology of your plate by making meat the side dish and vegetables the main course.
June 18, 2015
The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.
June 19, 2015
Though I am always in haste, I am never in a hurry.
June 20, 2015
One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot --- the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something.
June 21, 2015
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
June 22, 2015
The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.
June 23, 2015
A signature always reveals a man's character --- and sometimes even his name.
June 24, 2015
It is often hard to distinguish between the hard knocks in life and those of opportunity.
June 25, 2015
When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race.
June 26, 2015
Without forgiveness life is governed by...an endless cycle of resentment and retaliation.
June 27, 2015
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
June 28, 2015
My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share.
June 29, 2015
A hug is like a boomerang --- you get it back right away.
June 30, 2015
The only thing worse than being bored is being boring.