Archives - June 2006
June 1, 2006
Genius is a promontory jutting out of the infinite.
June 2, 2006
To make mistakes is human; to stumble is commonplace; to be able to laugh at yourself is maturity.
June 3, 2006
A daydream is a meal at which images are eaten. Some of us are gourmets, some gourmands, and a good many take their images precooked out of a can and swallow them down whole, absent-mindedly and with little relish.
June 4, 2006
We are all of us stars and we all deserve to twinkle.
June 5, 2006
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
June 6, 2006
Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success.
June 7, 2006
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
June 8, 2006
Life appears to me too short to be spent in nursing animosity or registering wrongs.
June 9, 2006
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
June 10, 2006
The vitality of thought is in adventure. Ideas won't keep. Something must be done about them.
June 11, 2006
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
June 12, 2006
I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars.
June 13, 2006
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
June 14, 2006
In attempts to improve your character, know what is in your power and what is beyond it.
June 15, 2006
Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
June 16, 2006
Nothing contributes so much to tranquillize the mind as a steady purpose.
June 17, 2006
I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.
June 18, 2006
Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash.
June 19, 2006
Every blessing ignored becomes a curse.
June 20, 2006
Summer afternoon --- summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.
June 21, 2006
When you fall in a dream, sometimes you die, sometimes you wake up, and sometimes you learn to fly.
June 22, 2006
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
June 23, 2006
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
June 24, 2006
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning to sail my ship.
June 25, 2006
Change is the process by which the future invades our lives.
June 26, 2006
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.
June 27, 2006
Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assault of thoughts on the unthinking.
June 28, 2006
The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You don't blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the President. You realize that you control your own destiny.
June 29, 2006
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
June 30, 2006
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love.