Archives - April 2002
April 1, 2002
Who's more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?
April 2, 2002
There is repetition everywhere, and nothing is found only once in the world.
April 3, 2002
There are two types of education... One should teach us how to make a living, And the other how to live.
April 4, 2002
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this it the ideal life.
April 5, 2002
If you're going through hell, keep going.
April 6, 2002
If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.
April 7, 2002
Lost time is never found again
April 8, 2002
In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.
April 9, 2002
Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
April 10, 2002
The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.
April 11, 2002
This must be Thursday, said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
April 12, 2002
That best portion of a good man's life, his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love.
April 13, 2002
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal.
April 14, 2002
Life is part positive and part negative. Suppose you went to hear a symphony orchestra and all they played were the little happy high notes. Would you leave soon? Let me hear the rumble of the bass, the crash of the cymbals and the minor keys.
April 15, 2002
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
April 16, 2002
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.
April 17, 2002
Honesty coupled to beauty is to have honey a sauce to sugar.
April 18, 2002
It is not the greatness of a man's means that makes him independent, so much as the smallness of his wants.
April 19, 2002
Spring makes its own statement, so loud and clear that the gardener seems to be only one of the instruments, not the composer.
April 20, 2002
Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.
April 21, 2002
Humor comes from self-confidence. There's an aggressive element to wit.
April 22, 2002
Nothing will ever be attempted, if all possible objections must be first overcome.
April 23, 2002
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
April 24, 2002
When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
April 25, 2002
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
April 26, 2002
It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
April 27, 2002
Fun I love, but too much fun is of all things the most loathsome. Mirth is better than fun, and happiness is better than mirth.
April 28, 2002
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me the most civilized music in the world.
April 29, 2002
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
April 30, 2002
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.