Archives - November 2012
November 1, 2012
The best defence against misguided arrogance is a keen sense of humour.
November 2, 2012
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.
November 2, 2012
The easiest thing of all is to deceive one's self; for what a man wishes he generally believes to be true.
November 4, 2012
Be charitable before wealth makes thee covetous.
November 5, 2012
It seems the misfortune of one can plow a deeper furrow in the heart than the misfortune of millions.
November 6, 2012
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
November 7, 2012
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
November 8, 2012
How blessed are some people, whose lives have no fears, no dreads; to whom sleep is a blessing that comes nightly, and brings nothing but sweet dreams.
November 9, 2012
I'm actually way more funny now, because I'm hungry... If comedy comes from pain, I should be funnier now than I ever was.
November 10, 2012
Mistakes, obviously, show us what needs improving. Without mistakes, how would we know what we had to work on?
November 11, 2012
Perfect valor is to behave, without witnesses, as one would act were all the world watching.
November 12, 2012
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
November 13, 2012
There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes, and that's a man who has strong likes and dislikes without the courage to voice them.
November 14, 2012
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
November 15, 2012
My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary.
November 16, 2012
Just a word of advice. Whenever you're furious with your parents or you think they're terrible, just remember, you vomited on them and they kept you.
November 17, 2012
Don't discuss yourself, for you are bound to lose; if you belittle yourself, you are believed; if you praise yourself, you are disbelieved.
November 18, 2012
Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist.
November 19, 2012
Dreams, goals, ambitions - these are the stuff man uses for fuel.
November 20, 2012
We all need empty hours in our lives or we will have no time to create or dream.
November 21, 2012
All generalizations are bad.
November 22, 2012
Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.
November 23, 2012
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
November 24, 2012
I'm a big fan of small business ownership. I think it's the backbone of American innovation. But to be successful, you first have to have the courage to go for it.
November 25, 2012
If a mistake is not a stepping stone, it is a mistake.
November 26, 2012
There are always three speeches, for every one you actually gave. The one you practiced, the one you gave, and the one you wish you gave.
November 27, 2012
Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep.
November 28, 2012
Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the Net, it looks like very soon everyone on Earth will have 15 megabytes of fame.
November 29, 2012
We may sit in our library and yet be in all quarters of the earth.
November 30, 2012
The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.