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Archives - March 2013

March 1, 2013

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy.

– Leo Buscaglia

March 2, 2013

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

– Dr. Seuss

March 3, 2013

If you count all your assets, you always show a profit.

– Robert Quillen

March 4, 2013

So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable.

– Christopher Reeve

March 5, 2013

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

– Robert Orben

March 6, 2013

Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.

– Barnett R. Brickner

March 7, 2013

It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

– Homer Simpson, "The Simpsons"

March 8, 2013

The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.

– Elizabeth Metcalf

March 9, 2013

There's no such thing as bad weather, only unsuitable clothing.

– Alfred Wainwright

March 10, 2013

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

– Steven Wright

March 11, 2013

There is no saint without a past, and no sinner without a future.

– Shri Haidakhan Babaji

March 12, 2013

For myself I hold no preferences among flowers, so long as they are wild, free, spontaneous. Bricks to all greenhouses! Black thumb and cutworm to the potted plant!

– Edward Abbey

March 12, 2013

The earth is like a beautiful bride who needs no manmade jewels to heighten her loveliness.

– Kahlil Gibran

March 14, 2013

We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever.

– Carl Sagan

March 15, 2013

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

– Franklin P. Jones

March 16, 2013

Really I don't dislike to cook, but what you cook is eaten so quickly. When you sew, you have something that will last to show for your efforts.

– Elizabeth Travis Johnson

March 17, 2013

May luck be our companion
May friends stand by our side
May history remind us all
Of Ireland's faith and pride.
May God bless us with happiness
May love and faith abide.

– Irish Blessing

March 18, 2013

When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because "sacrifice" infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.

– Chris Rock

March 19, 2013

Trust your hunches. They're usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious level.

– Joyce Brothers

March 20, 2013

The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month.

– Henry Van Dyke

March 20, 2013

A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.

– Donna Roberts

March 22, 2013

Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them.

– Andrew V. Mason

March 23, 2013

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas. 

– Mason Cooley

March 24, 2013

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face.

– James D. Finley

March 25, 2013

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

– Mitch Hedberg

March 25, 2013

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand.  Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

– Martin Fowler

March 26, 2013

The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen.

– Tommy Smothers

March 28, 2013

Some people are so boring that they make you waste an entire day in five minutes.

– Jules Renard

March 29, 2013

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

– Sid Caesar

March 30, 2013

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.

– Francis O'Walsh

March 31, 2013

'Twas Easter-Sunday. The full-blossomed trees
Filled all the air with fragrance and with joy.

– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, "Spanish Student"

March 31, 2013

'Twas Easter-Sunday. The full-blossomed trees
Filled all the air with fragrance and with joy.

– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, "Spanish Student"

March 31, 2013

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

– Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"