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the first man woke up that morning, he wasn't thinking about
killing anyone. He woke up with a head full of blues, a brain that
was too big for his skull, and a bladder about to burst. He lay
with his eyes closed, breathing across a tongue that tasted like
burnt chicken feathers. The blues rolled in through the bedroom

Coming down hard.  

He had been flying on cocaine for three days, getting everything
done, everything. Then last night, coming down, he'd stopped at a
liquor store for a bottle of Stolichnaya. His bleeding brain
retained a picture of himself lifting the bottle off the shelf, and
another picture of an argument with the counterman, who didn't want
to break a hundred-dollar bill.  

By that time, the coke high had become unsustainable; and the Stoli
had been a bad idea. There was no smooth landing after a three-day
toot, but the vodka turned a wheels-up belly landing into a full
crash-and-burn. Now he'd pay. If you peeled open his skull and
dumped it, he thought, his brain would look like a coagulated lump
of Campbell's bean soup.  

He cracked his eyes, lifted his head, and looked at the clock. A
few minutes past seven. He'd gotten four hours of sleep. Par for
the course with coke, and the Stoli hadn't helped. If he'd stayed
down for ten hours, or twelve-he needed about sixteen to catch
up-he might have been past the worst of it. Now he was just gonna
have to suck it up.  

He turned to his left, where a woman, a dishwater blonde, lay
facedown in her pillow. He could only see about half of her head;
the rest was buried by a red fleece blanket. She lay without
moving, like a dead woman-but no such luck. He closed his eyes
again, and there was nothing left in the world but the blues music
bumping in from the next room, from the all-blues channel,
nine-hundred-and-something on the TV dial. Must've left it on last
night. . . .  

Gotta move, he thought. Gotta pee. Gotta take twenty aspirins and
go down to Country Kitchen and get some pancakes and link sausages.
. . .  

The man didn't wake up thinking about murder. He woke up thinking
about his head and his bladder and a stack of pancakes. Funny how
things work out.  

That night, when he killed two people, he was a little

Green-eyed Alie'e Maison stood in the hulk of a rust-colored
Mississippi River barge. She was wrapped in a designer dress that
looked like froth over a reef in the Caribbean Sea-an ankle-length
dress the exact faded-jade color of her eyes, low-cut and sheer,
hugging her hips, flaring at her ankles. She was large-eyed,
barefoot, elfin, fleeing down a pale yellow two-by-twelve-inch pine
plank, which stretched like a line of fire out of the purple gloom
of the barge's interior.  

Behind her, a huge man in a sleeveless white T-shirt, filthy Sears,
Roebuck work pants, and ten-inch work boots blew sparks off a piece
of wrought iron with an acetylene torch. He was wearing a black
dome-shaped welding helmet, and acrid gray smoke curled around his
heavy, tense legs. The blank robotic faceplate, in combination with
his hairy arms, the dirty shirt, the smoke, and the squat legs,
gave him the grotesque crouching power of a

A fantasy at three thousand dollars an hour.  

And not quite right.  

"That's no fucking good. NO FUCKING GOOD!"  

Amnon Plain moved through the bank of strobes, his thick black hair
falling over his forehead, his narrow glasses glittering in the set
lights, his voice cutting like a piece of broken glass: "Alie'e,
you're freezing up at the line. I want you blowing out of the
place. I want you moving faster when you come up to the line, not
slower. You're slowing down. And I want you to look pissed. You
look annoyed, you look petulant-"  

"I am annoyed-I'm freezing," Alie'e snapped. "I've got goose bumps
the size of oranges."  

Plain turned to an assistant: "Larry, move the heater into the
back. You gotta get some heat on her."  

"We'll get the fumes," Larry said, arms akimbo, a deliberately
effeminate pose. Larry wasn't gay, just ironic.  

"We'll deal with the fucking fumes. Huh? Okay? We'll deal with the
fucking fumes."  

"You gotta do something. I'm really cold," Alie'e said. She clasped
her arms around herself and shivered for effect. A man dressed in
black walked out from behind the lights, peeling off his cashmere
sport coat. He was tall, thin, his over-the-shoulder brunette hair
worn loose and back. He had a thick hammered-silver loop earring in
his left ear and a dark soul-patch under his lower lip. "Take this
until they're ready again," he said to Alie'e. She huddled in the
coat. Turning away from them, Plain rolled his eyes. "Larry-move
the fuckin' heater."  

Larry shrugged and began wheeling the propane heater farther into
the barge. If they all died of carbon monoxide poisoning, it
wouldn't be his fault.  

Plain turned back to Alie'e. "Jax, take a hike, and take your coat
with you. . . ."  

"Hey-" the man in black said, but nobody was looking at him, or
paying attention.  

Plain continued: "Alie'e, I want you pissed. Don't do that thing
with your lips. You're sticking your lips out, like this." Plain
pursed his lips. "That's a pout. I don't want a pout. Do it like
this. . . ." He grimaced, and Alie'e tried to imitate him. This was
one of her talents: the ability to imitate expression, the way a
dancer could imitate motion.  

"That's better," Plain said to Alie'e. "But make your mouth longer,
turn it down, and get it set that way while you're moving. Do it
again." She did it again, making the changes. "That's good, but now
you need some mouth."  

He turned back to the line of lights and the small crowd gathered
behind them-an account executive, a creative director, a makeup
artist, a hairdresser, a couture rep, a second photo assistant, and
Alie'es parents, Lynn and Lil. Plain did not provide chairs, and
the inside of the barge was not a place you'd want to sit down, not
if your hand-tailored jeans cost four hundred and fifty dollars. To
the makeup artist, Plain said, "Fix her mouth." And to the second
assistant: "Jimmy, where's the fucking Polaroid? You got the

Jimmy was fanning a six-by-seven-centimeter Polaroid color print,
which was used to check exposure. He glanced at the print and said,
"It's coming up."  

Behind him, the creative director whispered to the account
executive, "Says 'fuck' a lot," and the account executive muttered,
"They all do."  

Plain peered at the Polaroid, looked up at an overhead softbox.
"Move that box. About two feet to the right, that way." Jimmy moved
it, and Plain looked around. "Everybody ready? Alie'e, remember the
line. Clark, are you ready?"  

The welder said, "Yeah, I'm ready. Was that enough

"Sparks were fine, sparks were good," Plain said. "You're the only
fucking professional working here this morning." He looked back at
Alie'e. "Now, don't fucking pout-blow right through the line. . .

Alie'e waited patiently until her mouth was fixed, staring blankly
past the makeup artist's ear as a bit of color was patched into the
left corner of her lower lip; Jax said into her ear, "Love you.
You're doing great, you look great." Alie'e barely heard him. She
was seeing herself walking the plank, the vision of herself that
came from Plain's mind.  

When her mouth was done, she stepped back to her starting mark. Jax
got out of the way, and when Plain said, "Go," Alie'e got her
expression right, started down the plank with a lanky, hip-swinging
stride, and blew past the exposure line, the green dress swirling
about her hips, the orange-yellow welder's sparks flashing in the
background. The stink and smoke of the burning metal curled around
her as Plain, standing behind the camera, fired the bank of

"Better," Plain said, stepping toward her. "A little fuckin'

They'd been working for two hours in the belly of the grain barge.
The barge was a gift: a pilot on the Greek-owned Mississippi
towboat Treponema had driven it into a protective abutment around a
bridge piling. The damaged barge had been floated to the Anshiser
repair yard in St. Paul, where welders cut away the buckled hull
plates and prepared to burn on new ones. Plain spotted the
disemboweled hulk while scouting for photo locations. He made a
deal with Archer Daniels Midland, the barge owner: Delay repairs
for a week, and ADM would make Vogue. The people who ran ADM
couldn't think of a good reason why the company would worry about
Vogue, but their publicity ladies were wetting their pants, so they
said okay and the deal was made.  

They were still working with the green dress when a team from TV3
showed up, and they all took a break. Alie'e goofed around, for the
camera, with Jax, showing a little skin, doing a long, slow,
rolling tongue-kiss, which the camera crew asked them to redo
twice, once as a silhouette. The interviewer for TV3, a
square-jawed ex-jock with bleached teeth and a smile he'd perfected
in his bathroom mirror, said, after the cameras shut down, "It's a
slow day. I think we'll lead the news with this."  

Nobody asked why it was news: they all lived with cameras, and
assumed that it was.  

Two hours for four different shots, with and without fans, two
rolls of high-saturation Fujichrome film for each of the shots. The
Fuji would make the colors pop. Plain pronounced himself satisfied
with the green dress, and they moved on.  

The next pose involved a torn T-shirt and a pair of male-look
women's briefs, complete with the vented front. Alie'e and Jax
moved against the far hull and a little shadow, and Alie'e turned
her back to the photo crowd and peeled off the green dress. She'd
been nude beneath the dress; anything else would ruin the

She was aware of her nudity but not self-conscious about it, as she
had been at first. Her first jobs had been as one model in a group,
and they usually changed all at once; she was simply one naked
woman among several. By the time she started up the ladder to
stardom, to individual attention, she'd become as conditioned to
public nudity as a striptease dancer.  

Even more than that. She'd worked in Europe, with the Germans, and
total nudity wasn't uncommon in fashion work. She remembered the
first time she'd had her pubic hair brushed out, fluffed up. The
brusher had been a thirty-something guy who'd squatted in front of
her, smoking a cigarette while he brushed her, and then did a quick
trim with a pair of barber scissors, all with the emotional
neutrality of a postman sorting letters. Then the photographer came
over to take a look, suggested a couple of extra snips. Her body
might as well have been an apple. . . .  

You want privacy? You turn your back. . . .  

Alie'e Maison-"Ah-Lee-Ay May-Sone"-had been born Sharon Olson in
Burnt River, Minnesota. Until she was seventeen, she'd lived with
her parents and her brother, Tom, in a robin's-egg-blue rambler
just off Highway 54, fourteen miles south of the Canadian line. She
was a beautiful-baby. She won a beautiful-baby prize when she was a
year old-she'd been born just before Halloween, and her costume was
a pumpkin that her mother made on her Singer. A year later, Sharon
toddled away with a statewide beautiful-toddler trophy. In that
one, she'd been dressed as a lightning bug, in a suit of black and

Dance and comportment lessons began when she was three, singing
lessons when she was four. At five, she won the North Central
Tap-Fairies contest for children five and younger. That was the
pattern: Miss Junior North Country, International Miss Snow
(International Falls and Fort Francis, Canada), Miss Border Lakes.
She sang and danced through her school days. Miss Minnesota and
even-her parents, Lynn and Lil, barely dared to dream it-Miss
America was possible. Until she was fourteen,

When the breast genes were passed out in heaven, Alie'e had been in
line for an extra helping of eyes instead. That became obvious in
junior high when her friends began to complain about bra straps
cutting into their necks. Not Alie'e. As the Olsons' best friends,
Ellen and Bud Benton, said-Bud said it, anyway-"Ain't no Miss
Minnesota without the big bumpers, y'know."  

As it happened, the breasts didn't matter. In the summer of her
sixteenth year, Lynn and Lil took her to a model agency in
Minneapolis, and the agent liked what she saw. Alie'e had
knife-edge cheekbones and those jade-green eyes. They came straight
from God in a perfect package with white-blond hair, a flawless
complexion, delicate fuck-me shoulder blades, and hips so narrow
she'd have trouble giving birth to a baling wire.  

Between Minneapolis and New York, Sharon Olson vanished and Alie'e
Maison stepped into her size-six dress. She was so famous that the
second-most-famous person in Burnt River was a lawn-care service
operator named Louis Friar. Friar, one night in tenth grade, nailed
Alie'e in the short grass beside the first-base line of the
American Legion baseball diamond on Bergholm Road, on an air
mattress that he'd brought along for that express

Louis never talked about it. He never even confirmed that it
happened. He held the memory of the event in a beery reverence.
Alie'e, on the other hand, talked to everyone; so everyone in Burnt
River knew about it, and how, at the critical moment, Louis had
cried out, "Oh God oh God oh God oh God," which was why everybody
in town called him Reverend. Friar himself thought the nickname was
based on his last name, as if the residents of Burnt River were
universally fond of puns; nobody ever told him

"You don't think they're getting too close to porno?" Lil now
asked, under her breath to Lynn, as they watched Amnon Plain push
their daughter around the set. "I don't want any goddamned porno."
Lil had a thing about porno.  

"You know they're not going to do any porno," Lynn said
placatingly. He was wearing black-on-black, with wraparound

"They better not. That'll kill you in a minute." She refocused.
"Look at Jax. I think he's so good for her."  

Jax-he had no last name-was peering around the set through the
viewfinder of a Nikon F5. He thought of himself as a photographer,
although he hadn't yet taken many photographs. But how hard could
it be? You look through the hole, you push the button. When Alie'e
said, "You got anything?" Jax let the camera drop to his side,
tipped his head, and they moved together against the hull of the
barge. Jax took a plastic nose-drop bottle from his pocket and
passed it to her. Alie'e unscrewed the top, slipped the end into a
nostril, and squeezed the bottle once, twice. "Whoa, whoa," Jax
muttered. "Not too much, it'll kill the eyes." If you had eyes as
green and large as Alie'e's, you didn't want them

Amnon Plain was moving lights around as his assistants refilled the
camera backs with Kodachrome. Alie'e would be wearing a torn
pale-blue T-shirt that was meant to show just a hint of rouged
nipple within the tear, and the film had to hold the subtlety of
the pink-against-blue. With the Kodachrome, the flare of the torch
behind her wouldn't pop as it would on the Fuji, but that wasn't so
important in this shot.  

Plain was juggling the color equities in his mind when Alie'e said,
past his head, "Hello, Jael."  

Plain turned. His sister was standing in the gash in the barge's
hull, just inside the line of lights. "What do you want?" He

Jael Corbeau-she'd changed her name with her mother, after their
parents split up-was light where Plain was dark, blond against
Plain's deep brunette. Despite their coloring differences, they had
faces that were astonishingly alike, wedge-shaped, edgy,

Jael had once been a model herself; didn't need the money, found
the life boring, and moved on. Although the two of them looked
alike, there was a singular difference in their faces. Three long
pale lines slashed across Jael's face: scars. She was a lovely
woman to begin with, but the scars made her something else.
Striking. Beautiful. Erotic. Exotic. Something.  

"I came to see Alie'e," she said sullenly.  

"See her someplace else," Plain said. "We're trying to work

"Don't give me a hard time, Plain."  

"Get the fuck off my shoot," Plain said, walking toward her. All
other talk stopped, and Clark, the welder, stood up, uncertainly,
and pushed his mask back. Plain's voice vibrated with

From behind him, Alie'e said, "There's a party at Silly's tonight,
nine o'clock."  

Jael had taken a step back, away from her brother. There was no
fear in her, but she didn't doubt that Plain would physically throw
her off the barge. He was bigger. "Silly's at nine," she said, and

Plain watched her go, watched until she was out of sight, turned
back to Alie'e, took a breath, saw Clark hovering in the background
like a sumo wrestler. He turned to the couture rep and said, "i've
got your key shot."  

The couture rep was a thin-faced German named Dieter Kopp. He had a
stubble-cut skull, two-day beard, and gaunt, pale face; his cheeks
were lightly pitted, as though he might once have suffered from
smallpox. He was the only one not wearing jeans. Instead, he wore a
pale gray Italian suit with an open-necked black dress shirt, and a
gold tennis bracelet.  

Kopp didn't want to be in St. Paul, didn't want to be in America.
He wanted to be in Vienna, or Berlin, but he was condemned to this:
to sell seventy-dollar male-look underpants, complete with front
vent, to American women.  

Like a good German, he would do what was necessary to carry out his
orders; but at the moment, he was still vibrating with the
possibility of violence against the striking blonde who'd just
walked off the barge. He knew her face. She'd been a model, he knew
that, but she'd been out of it for a few years. She looked better
now; she was stunning, he thought. . . .  

"What?" He asked. He'd missed what Plain said to

"I've got your key shot. We move Clark around back and we put
Alie'e dead center-Alie'e, come over here." Alie'e walked toward
them, along the plank, as Plain continued: "We light them
separately and then jam them together with the long lens. Clark
will look like the fuckin' moon coming over the horizon, and Alie'e
will be there in the foreground."  

"We still need the nipple for the punch," said the German. "We
could lose it with a long lens."  

"Gotta lose it anyway for the Americans," said the creative
director, a man with a red beard and a bald, freckled

"We can do it both ways," Plain said. "For the Europeans, we'll
hold it. We'll stick a snoot over on the left and light it. Alie'e
. . ."  

Alie'e stepped closer, and Plain slipped his fingers into the torn
slit in the T-shirt and pulled it wider, to expose her nipple.
"We'll have to tape this back, we'll have to bring it out a little
more. Maybe touch it with a little more makeup."  

"Not too much. She's really pale, and too much would look
artificial," the art director said nervously.  

"Artificial would be all right," Plain said. "What could be sexier
than rouged nipples?"  

"In Germany, yes, I think," Kopp said. "In America . .

"Sexy in America, too, but it'd be too much for the mainline
magazines," Plain said. "For the American shot, we'll ice her
nipple to bring it up, so you can see it through the T-shirt, put a
little shading on the side to emphasize it, but we re-layer the rip
so there's more coverage, and drop the snoot. But you'll still be
able to feel it there-there'll be like a mental tit behind the

"You're gonna ice me?" Alie'e asked. "You're gonna fucking ice me?
It's twelve degrees in here."  

The German had closed his eyes. After a moment, he nodded. Plain
had worked for eight years in Miami, where he'd developed a
reputation for a decadent, sexually charged fashion art,
juxtaposing outlandishly disparate characters in variations of the
Beauty and the Beast theme. Anyone could do that, and many tried,
but Plain had something different, something that nobody else could
quite get. Something straight out of Grimm's Fairy Tales. Like this

The German could see it in his mind's eye, now that all the
characters were assembled in this ridiculous hulk, with the lights,
the smell of the welder, the roaring propane heater . . . But never
could have thought of it. This was why he traveled to Minneapolis
and paid Plain as much as he did.  

Plain had vision.  

They worked the rest of the morning: hard work, done over and over.
Plain had a color card in his brain, and a drama chip. He knew what
he was getting, and he pushed it. Shredded the T-shirt, exposed one
breast completely. Clark watched from the background, a burning
torch in his hand, his cement-block sausage lover's face fixed by
the vision of the woman's body. Lynn and Lil watched from behind
the lights: "You don't think that's getting toward the porno . . .

When they were done, and while Jax was collecting her dressing
bags, one of Plain's assistants walked Alie'e back to a rented
Lincoln Towncar. She recovered her purse and the stash of cocaine,
caught a little dust under a fingernail, and

"What do you think of that Clark guy?" The assistant

Alie'e, whose eyes had been closed, the better to experience the
rush, now opened one eye, cocked her head, and thought about it:
"He's not bad, for a pickup."  

"What I meant was, he looked like he had a zucchini stuffed in his
pants during that last sequence."  

Alie'e smiled her wan, coked-up smile and said, "Then it must have
been a good sequence."  

Dieter Kopp had seen it; so had Plain.  

"I was afraid I'd lose it." Plain laughed, brushing the hair back
from his eyes. "I was over there waggling that snoot around, trying
to get some light on him, hoping it wouldn't go away, hoping he
wouldn't figure out what I was doing."  

"Not for the American magazines, I don't think?" Kopp said. But it
was a question.  

"Oh, I think so," Plain said. "You couldn't say anything about it.
You couldn't make it too obvious. But a little work on the
computer, taking it up or down. We'll get it in. And people will
notice. . . ."  

Kopp bobbed his head, flashed his thin, hard grin. At another time,
he might've been driving a tank into Russia instead of selling
underwear. But that was then, and this was now. He was in

They all went to the party that night, at Silly Hanson's home:
Alie'e, Jax, Plain, Kopp, Corbeau, the photo assistants, Alie'e's
parents, even Clark the welder. Alie'e looked spectacular. She wore
the green dress from the photo shoot, and hung with Jael Corbeau
and Catherine Kinsley, the heiress, the three women like the three
fates in the Renaissance paintings, all tangled

Techno-pop rolled from small black speakers spotted around Silly
Hanson's public rooms and Alie'e images flashed across movie-aspect
flat-screen monitors. The crowd danced and sweated and drank
martinis and Rob Roys and came and went.  

Silly herself got drunk and physical with Dieter Kopp, who left
thumb bruises on her breasts and ass. A gambler drifted through the
crowd, and met a cop who was astonished to see

And the killer was there. In the corner, watching

Excerpted from EASY PREY (c) Copyright 2000 by John Sandford.
Reprinted with permission from the publisher, Penguin Putnam. All
rights reserved.

Easy Prey
by by John Sandford

  • Genres: Fiction, Mystery
  • Mass Market Paperback: 480 pages
  • Publisher: Berkley
  • ISBN-10: 0425178765
  • ISBN-13: 9780425178768