MASTERTIPS (1985)

WRITERS ON WRITING (1986)

THE PORTABLE CURMUDGEON (1987)

ZEN TO GO (1988)

A CURMUDGEON'S GARDEN OF LOVE (1989)

FRIENDLY ADVICE (1990)

MONDO CANINE (1991)

TRUE CONFESSIONS (1992)

THE PORTABLE CURMUDGEON REDUX (1992)

FATHERS (1993)

JE NE SAIS WHAT? (1995)

THE RICH ARE DIFFERENT (1996)

HAPPY MOTORING (1997)

ADVICE TO WRITERS (1999)

HOW TO WIN AT GOLF WITHOUT ACTUALLY PLAYING WELL (2000)

THE TRAVELING CURMUDGEON (2003)

THE WAR BETWEEN THE STATE (2004)

ENCYCLOPEDIA (2005)

IN PASSING (2005)

ENNUI TO GO (2005)

THE BIG CURMUDGEON (2007)

THE BIG BOOK OF IRONY (2007)

THE GAMER FILES: A Memoir (with James Garner) (2011)

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME (with Burt Reynolds) (2015)