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Michael Josephson

Approach the New Year with resolve to find the opportunities hidden in each new day.

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Michael Josephson

Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Celebrate endings --- for they precede new beginnings.

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Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Paul Sweeney

How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?

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Paul Sweeney

John Wanamaker

Courtesies cannot be borrowed like snow shovels; you must have some of your own.

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John Wanamaker

Betty MacDonald

The coffee was so strong it snarled as it lurched out of the pot.

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Betty MacDonald

Robert Harling

Smile! It increases your face value.

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Robert Harling, Steel Magnolias

Janine Bell

Kwanzaa is a pan-African celebration of heritage and culture and family and community. The principles and the manner of observing the holiday lift up traditional values that are key to our lives.

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Janine Bell

Kelly Clarkson

The thing about Christmas is that it almost doesn't matter what mood you're in or what kind of a year you've had --- it's a fresh start.

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Kelly Clarkson

Bill Murray

It's Christmas Eve! It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be.

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Bill Murray, Scrooged

Ellie Katz

Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness. 

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Ellie Katz