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SUNDAYS AT TIFFANY’S
James Patterson and Gabrielle Charbonnet
Grand Central Publishing
Fiction
Hardcover: 9780316014779
Paperback: 9780446199445
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Prologue | Jane's Michael
MICHAEL WAS RUNNING as fast as he could,
racing down thickly congested streets toward New
York Hospital – Jane was dying there – when suddenly
a scene from the past came back to him, a
dizzying rush of overpowering memories that nearly
knocked him out of his sneakers. He remembered
sitting with Jane in the Astor Court at the St. Regis
Hotel, the two of them there under circumstances
too improbable to imagine.
He remembered everything perfectly – Jane's hot
fudge and coffee ice cream sundae, what they had
talked about – as if it had happened yesterday. All
of it almost impossible to believe. No, definitely
impossible to believe.
It was just like every other unfathomable mystery
in life, Michael couldn't help thinking as he ran
harder, faster.
Like Jane dying on him now, after everything they
had been through to be together.
Part One | Once Upon a Time in New York
Chapter One
EVERY DETAIL of those Sunday afternoons is
locked in my memory, but instead of explaining me
and Michael right off, I'll start with the world's best,
most luscious, and possibly most sinful ice cream sundae,
as served at the St. Regis Hotel in New York City.
It was always the same: two fist-sized scoops of
coffee ice cream, swirled with a river of hot fudge
sauce, the kind that gets thicker, gooey and chewy,
when it hits the ice cream. On top of that, real
whipped cream. Even at eight years old, I could tell
the difference between real whipped cream and the
fake-o nondairy product you squirt from a can.
Across from me at my table in the Astor Court
was Michael: hands down the handsomest man I
knew, or have ever known, for that matter. Also, the
nicest, the kindest, and probably the wisest.
That day his bright green eyes watched me gaze
at the sundae with undisguised delight as the whitecoated
waiter set it in front of me with tantalizing
slowness.
For Michael, a clear glass bowl of melon balls and
lemon sherbet. His ability to deny himself the pleasure
of a sundae was something my child's brain
couldn't wrap itself around.
"Thanks so much," Michael said, adding extreme
politeness to his list of enviable qualities.
To which the waiter said – not a word.
The Astor Court was the place to go for a fancy
dessert at the St. Regis Hotel. That afternoon it
was filled with important-looking people having
important-looking conversations. In the background,
two symphony-worthy violinists fiddled away as if
this were Lincoln Center.
"Okay," Michael said. "Time to play the Jane-and-
Michael game."
I clapped my hands together, my eyes lighting up.
Here's how it worked: One of us pointed to a
table, and the other had to make up stuff about the
people sitting there. The loser paid for dessert.
"Go," he said, pointing. I looked at the three teenage
girls dressed in nearly identical pale yellow
linen dresses.
Without hesitation, I said, "Debutantes. First season. Just graduated from high school. Maybe in Connecticut.
Possibly – probably – Greenwich."
Michael tilted his head back and laughed. "You're
definitely spending too much time around adults.
Very good, though, Jane. Point for you."
"Okay," I said, gesturing toward another table.
"That couple over there. The ones who look like the
Cleavers in Leave It to Beaver. What's their story?"
The man was wearing a gray-and-blue-checked
suit; the woman, a bright pink jacket with a green
pleated skirt.
"Husband and wife from North Carolina," Michael
rattled off easily. "Wealthy. Own a chain of tobacco
shops. He's here on business. She came to do some
shopping. Now he's telling her that he wants a
divorce."
"Oh," I said, looking down at the table. I let out a
deep breath, then took another spoonful of sundae
and let the rich flavors unfold in my mouth. "Yeah, I
guess everyone gets divorced."
Michael bit his lip. "Oh. Wait, Jane. I got it all wrong.
He's not asking for a divorce. He's telling her that he
has a surprise – he's made arrangements for them to
go on a cruise. To Europe on the QE2. It's their second
honeymoon."
"That's a much better story," I said, smiling. "You
get a point. Excellent."
I looked down at my plate and saw that somehow
my ice cream sundae had completely vanished. As
it always did.
Michael looked around the room dramatically.
"Here's one you won't get," he said.
He pointed to a man and a woman just two tables
away.
I looked over.
The woman was about forty years old, well dressed,
and stunningly pretty. You might have taken her for
a movie actress. She wore a bright red designer dress
and matching shoes and had a big black pocketbook.
Everything about her said, Look at me!
The man she was with was younger, pale, and
very thin. He was wearing a blue blazer and a patterned
silk ascot, which I don't think anyone was
wearing even back then. He waved his arms enthusiastically
as he spoke.
"That's not funny," I said, but I couldn't help grinning
and rolling my eyes.
Because, of course, the couple was my mother, Vivienne
Margaux, the famous Broadway producer, and
that year's celebrity hairdresser, Jason. Jason, the hothouse
flower, who didn't have time for a last name.
I looked over at them again. One thing was for
sure: My mom was beautiful enough to be an actress
herself. Once, when I asked her why she hadn't
become one, she said, "Honey, I don't want to ride
the train. I want to drive the train."
Every Sunday afternoon when Michael and I had
dessert at the St. Regis, my mother and a friend had
dessert and coffee there too. That way she could
gossip or complain or conduct business but still
keep an eye on me, without actually having to be
with me.
After the St. Regis, we would cap off our Sundays
at Tiffany's. My mother loved diamonds, wore them
everywhere, collected them the way other people
collect crystal unicorns, or those weird ceramic Japanese
cats with the one paw in the air.
Of course I was okay, those Sundays, because I
had Michael for company. Michael, who was my best
friend in the world, maybe my only friend, when I
was eight years old.
My imaginary friend.
Part One | Once Upon a Time in New York
Chapter Two
I SNUGGLED CLOSER to Michael at our table.
"Want to know something?" I asked. "It's kind of a
bummer."
"What?" he asked.
"I think I know what my mother and Jason are
talking about. It's Howard. I think Vivienne's tired
of him. Out with the old, in with the new."
Howard was my stepfather, my mother's third
husband. The third one I knew about, anyway.
Her first husband had been a tennis pro from
Palm Beach. He'd lasted only a year.
Then had come Kenneth, my father. He'd done
better than the tennis pro, lasting three years. He
was really sweet, and I loved him, but he traveled
a lot for business. Sometimes I felt as if he forgot
about me. I'd heard my mother tell Jason that he'd
been "spineless." She didn't know I'd overheard.
She'd said, "He was a good-looking jellyfish of a
man who will never amount to anything."
Howard had been around for two years now. He
never traveled on business and didn't seem to have
a job, other than helping Vivienne. He massaged
her feet when she was tired, checked that her food
was salt-free, and made sure that our car and driver
were absolutely always on time.
"Why do you think that?" Michael asked.
"Little things," I said. "Like Vivienne used to buy
him stuff all the time. Fancy loafers from Paul Stuart
and ties from Bergdorf Goodman's. But she hasn't
given him anything in ages. And, last night, she ate at
home. Alone. With me. Howard wasn't even there."
"Where was he?" Michael asked. I could see the
sympathy and concern in his eyes.
"I don't know. When I asked Vivienne, she just
said, 'Who knows and who cares?' " I imitated my
mother's voice, then shook my head. "Okay," I said.
"New topic. Guess what day Tuesday is."
Michael tapped his chin a few times. "No idea."
"C'mon. You know perfectly well. You know,
Michael. This isn't funny."
"Valentine's Day?"
"Stop it!" I told him, kicking him gently under the
table. He grinned. "You know what Tuesday is. You
have to. It's my birthday!"
"Oh, yeah. Wow, you're getting old, Jane."
I nodded. "I think my mother is having a party
for me."
"Hmm," Michael said.
"Well, anyway, I don't care about a party, really.
What I really want is a real, live puppy."
Michael nodded.
"Cat got your –––" I started to say but then stopped
in midsentence.
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Vivienne signing
the check. In a minute she and Jason would be
standing over our table, hustling me off. This Sunday
at the St. Regis was coming to a close. It had been
another wonderful afternoon for me and Michael.
"Here she comes, Michael," I whispered. "Look
invisible."
Part One | Once Upon a Time in New York
Chapter Three
VIVIENNE STRODE TOWARD our table as if
she owned the St. Regis. Jason trailed along behind
her. No one in the Astor Court would have believed
that this beautiful woman with the perfect makeup,
the perfect skin, the perfect tan, was in any way
related to the pudgy eight-year-old with frizzy hair
and smudges of fudge sauce on both cheeks.
But there we were. Mother and daughter.
Vivienne kissed me on the cheek and then got
down to business. The business of me.
" Jane-Sweetie . . ." She almost always called me
" Jane-Sweetie," as if that were my actual name.
"Must you always order two desserts?"
Jason the celebrity hairdresser tried to help. "Well,
Vivienne, the second dessert was melon. That's not
too bad. Carbs, of course, but –"
" Jane-Sweetie, we've talked about your weight –––"
my mother began.
"I'm only eight years old," I said. "How about I
promise to be anorexic later?"
Michael laughed so hard he nearly fell off his
chair.
Even Jason smiled.
Vivienne didn't move a facial muscle. She was
always trying not to frown because she didn't want
to get wrinkles before her time. Say, ninety or so.
"Don't be precocious with me, Jane-Sweetie." She
turned to Jason. "She reads far too many books."
Yeah, I'm terrible that way, I thought. Vivienne
turned back to me. "We'll discuss your eating habits
at home. In private."
"Anyway," I told her, "that melon isn't even mine.
Michael ordered it."
"Ah, yes," said Vivienne, sounding bored, "Michael,
the amazing, ever-present imaginary friend." She
addressed the chair next to mine, which was empty.
Michael was on my other side. "Hello, Michael. How
are you today?"
"Hello, Vivienne," said Michael, knowing she
couldn't see or hear him. "I'm just peachy, thanks."
All of a sudden I felt Jason tugging at a handful
of my hair.
"Hey!" I protested.
"Something must be done about this," he said.
"Vivienne, give me one hour with this hair. There's
no reason why anyone should walk around like this.
She'll come out looking like a Vogue model."
"That's great," Michael said. "Just what the world
needs ––– an eight-year-old who looks like a Vogue
model."
I winced and pulled my hair away from Jason.
"Come, Jane-Sweetie," said Vivienne. "There's a
full-cast rehearsal tonight, and I must look in on
it." Her latest huge Broadway musical, The Problem
with Kansas, was opening in days.
"But first we can drop by Tiffany's, like we always
do, dear. Our time together."
"What about Jane's hair?" Jason demanded. "When
can I schedule her makeover?"
Michael shook his head. "You're perfect the way
you are, Jane. You don't need a makeover. Never
forget that."
"I won't," I said.
"You won't what?" asked Vivienne. She took a
napkin, dipped it in my water glass, and wiped the
fudge sauce from my cheeks. "A makeover's a great
idea, Jane-Sweetie. There might be a big fancy party
in your future."
She remembered! A birthday party! I thought, and
suddenly I forgave her for everything else.
"Come along now. I hear Tiffany's calling." Vivienne
spun on her four-inch heels and headed for
the exit, Jason close behind her.
Michael and I both got up. He leaned down and
kissed the top of my head, right on the frizzy hair
that pained Jason so.
"See you tomorrow," he said. "Miss you already."
"Miss you already, too."
I looked ahead and saw my mother's slim, tan
legs disappearing into the St. Regis's revolving door.
She glanced back. " Jane-Sweetie, come! Tiffany's."
I ran to catch up.
I was always doing that.
Part One | Once Upon a Time in New York
Chapter Four
POOR, POOR, POOR JANE! Poor, poor little girl!
The next morning, Michael waited outside Jane's fancy
Park Avenue building, as he always did. It was a good
thing he was invisible: his wrinkled corduroys, faded
yellow golf shirt, and docksiders wouldn't cut it in
this pricey neighborhood.
He was thinking about something pretty amazing
that Jane had said when she was only four years
old. Vivienne had been heading off to Europe for a
month. He'd been concerned about how Jane would
cope. But Jane had shrugged it off and said, "Love
means you can never be apart." Michael knew he
would never forget that – out of a four-year-old's
mouth and brain, no less. But that was Jane, wasn't
it? She was an incredible girl.
So what was he going to do with himself on this
lovely day while Jane was locked away in school?
Maybe a big breakfast over at the Olympia Diner –––
pancakes, sausage, eggs, keep the buttered rye toast
coming. He might even get together with a couple of
other imaginary friends who worked in the neighborhood.
What exactly were the duties of an imaginary
friend? Pretty much just to make it easier for the child to
fit into the world without feeling too alone or scared.
Hours? Whatever it took. Benefits? The incredibly
pure love between a kid and an imaginary friend.
It didn't get better than that. Where did he fit in the
great cosmic plan? Well, no one had ever told him.
Michael looked at his watch, an ancient Timex that
kept on ticking just as the ads promised it would. It
was exactly 8:29. Jane would be down at 8:30, just
like every other weekday morning. Jane never kept
anyone waiting. Such a sweetheart.
Then he saw her, but pretended not to, as always.
"Gotcha!" she said, wrapping her arms around his
waist.
"Whoa!" Michael said. "You're sneakier than a
pickpocket in Oliver Twist."
Jane grinned, her smile lighting up the little face
that he couldn't get enough of. She hitched her
schoolbag onto her small shoulder, and they headed
off to school.
"I didn't exactly sneak up," she said. "You were
lost somewhere interesting in your thoughts." Jane
had a cute way of talking out of the side of her
mouth when she was with him, so people didn't
think she was loony. Sometimes he let people see
him; sometimes he didn't. She could never be sure
which – or why. "Life is a mystery," he would say.
As soon as they were out of the doorman's sight,
she took his hand. Michael loved that more than
he could ever say. It made him feel like ––– he didn't
know. A dad?
"What did Raoul pack for your lunch?" he asked.
" Wait ––– let me guess. Squirrel on whole wheat, wilted
iceberg lettuce, hold the three-day-old mayo?"
Jane tugged on his hand. "You're goofy," she said.
"Nah, I'm Sneezy."
"More like Dopey." Jane laughed.
A couple of minutes later ––– too soon ––– they were
at the tall, imposing school gates, only a block and
a half from Jane's apartment building. The entrance
was a sea of little girls in navy jumpers over simple
white blouses. They all wore either Mary Janes or
saddle shoes, socks turned down just so.
"Tomorrow's the special day," Jane said, looking
down at her shoes so her classmates wouldn't see her
talking to an imaginary friend. "I just might get my
puppy. I don't even care what kind anymore. Maybe
he'll be at my party. First we have to see The Problem
with Kansas, though. And you're invited, of course."
The school bell sounded.
"Great. I can't wait to see Kansas. You go in now,
and I'll be back at three to pick you up. As per usual."
"Okay," she said. "We can talk about what we're
going to wear tomorrow night."
"Yeah, you can help pick out some fancy clothes
for me. So I don't embarrass you."
Jane's eyes met his squarely. For a split second he
had an idea of exactly what she would look like as a
grown-up ––– the serious face, her warm smile, those
intelligent eyes that reached right into his soul.
"You could never embarrass me, Michael."
She let go of his hand then and ran toward the
school building. Michael didn't blink until he saw
her head of blond curls slip behind the door. He
waited. Jane peeked out again, as she always did.
She waved, smiled, then disappeared for good.
Suddenly Michael needed to blink. Several times,
actually. He felt as if a giant had stepped on his
chest. His heart actually hurt.
How was he going to tell Jane that he had to leave
her tomorrow?
That was another duty of an imaginary friend,
and possibly the worst.
Part One | Once Upon a Time in New York
Chapter Five
I WILL NEVER FORGET that day, in the same
way that someone who survived the Titanic can't
just put it out of her pretty little head. People always
remember the worst day of their lives. It becomes
part of them forever. So I remember my ninth birthday
with piercing clarity.
That day after school, Michael and I got ready.
Then we went to the theater and sat in our VIP
seats for the opening of The Problem with Kansas.
I hadn't seen Vivienne all day, so she hadn't had a
chance to wish me a happy birthday yet. But Michael
had met me at school with flowers. I remember how
grown-up that made me feel. Those apricot roses
were the most beautiful things I'd ever seen.
I hardly remember the play, but I know that the
audience laughed and cried and gasped in all the
right places. Michael and I held hands, and I had
a fluttering excitement inside my chest. Everything
good was about to happen: It was my turn. A birthday
party, hopefully a puppy, Michael was with
me, my mother would be happy about the play.
Everything seemed wonderful, everything seemed
possible.
At the curtain call, Vivienne walked onstage with
the cast. She pretended to be shy and shocked that
everyone liked her new show so much. She bowed,
and the audience stood and clapped. I stood up too,
and clapped the hardest, and I loved her so much
I could hardly bear it. Someday she would love me
back just as much, I was sure of it.
Then it was time for my birthday party at our
apartment. Finally!
The first people to arrive were the dancers from
my mother's play. I could have predicted that. Dancers
don't make that much money, and they were
probably starving after dancing so much. In the
front hallway with the black-and-white marble floor,
a group of them were taking off their coats, revealing
stick-figure bodies. Even at nine years old, I
knew I'd never look like that.
"You must be Vivienne's daughter," one of them
said. "Jill, right?"
"Jane," I said, but smiled to show I wasn't a total
brat.
"I didn't know Vivienne had a kid," one of the
other stick figures said. "Hello, Jane. You're cute as
a button."
A flock of gazelles, they moved into the huge living
room, leaving me to wonder if I'd ever seen a
button that qualified as cute.
"Holy Stephen Sondheim!" one dancer said. "I
knew Vivienne was rich, but this place is bigger
than the Broadhurst Theatre."
By the time I turned around again, it seemed as
though there were a hundred people in the room. I
searched for Michael and finally saw him standing
near the piano player.
The room was as noisy as a theater during intermission.
You could barely hear the piano over the
chatter. Near the door to the library I saw that Vivienne
had arrived, and she was talking to a tall,
silver-haired man wearing a tuxedo jacket and blue
jeans. I'd seen him at a couple of rehearsals for Kansas
and knew he was some kind of writer. They
were standing very close to each other, and I got a
sinking feeling that he was auditioning for the role
of Vivienne's fourth husband. Ugh.
A little old lady who played the grandmother in
The Problem with Kansas hooked me with the handle
of her cane.
"You look like a nice girl," she said.
"Thank you. I try to be," I told her. "Can I help
you with something?"
"I was wondering if you could go to that wet bar
over there and get me a Jack Daniel's and water,"
she said.
"Sure. Straight up or on the rocks?"
"My goodness. You are a sophisticated one. Could
you possibly be a midget?"
I laughed and glanced at Michael. He was whispering
something to the piano player. What was he
up to?
As I began to walk toward one of the bars, I heard
a loud voice. "May I have your attention, please?" It
was the piano player, and the crowd quieted down
immediately.
"I've been told . . . and I'm not sure by whom . . . that
this is a very special day for someone. . . . She's nine
years old today . . . Vivienne's daughter."
Vivienne's daughter. That's who I was.
I smiled, feeling happy and self-conscious at the
same time. Everyone's eyes turned toward me. The
leading man from the show picked me up and stood
me on a chair, and suddenly I was taller than everyone
in the room. I looked for my mother, hoping she
was smiling proudly, but I didn't see her anywhere.
The writer was gone too. Then music began, and
everyone sang "Happy Birthday." There's nothing
like having a professional Broadway chorus sing you
"Happy Birthday." I think it was the most beautiful
"Happy Birthday" I've ever heard. A shiver went
right through me, and it probably would have been
the happiest moment of my life if my mother had
been there to share it with me.
When it was over, the very nice actor put me
down, everyone applauded, and the party went
back to being an opening night party. The birthday
part was over.
Then I heard a familiar voice call my name. "Jane!
I think I know this big, beautiful girl." I whirled
to see my father, Kenneth. He seemed awfully tall
and straight for someone who was supposed to be
"spineless."
"Daddy!" I shouted, and ran into his arms.
Excerpted from SUNDAYS AT TIFFANY’S © Copyright 2009 by James Patterson and Gabrielle Charbonnet. Reprinted with permission by Grand Central Publishing. All rights reserved.
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