About the Book
About the Book
You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning
From religion to recipes, from carpooling to cat whispering, bestselling author Celia Rivenbark gives voice to the hilarious, the hateful, the horrible and the heaven-help-us. Pull up a chair and sit next to Celia --- she says the things we only dare to think! Read what she has to say about:
- Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
- How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
- Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
- Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
- Get yer wassail on: It’s carolin’ time
- Airlines serving up one hot mess
- Action figure Jesus
- Why Clay Aiken ain’t marrying your glandular daughter
- And much more!
Complete with a treasure trove of Celia’s favorite slacker-mom recipes, YOU CAN’T DRINK ALL DAY IF YOU DON’T START IN THE MORNING will make you want to grab an ice-cold glass of sweet-tea-flavored vodka and turn up the oven on that tuna casserole.
YOU CAN’T DRINK ALL DAY IF YOU DON’T START IN THE MORNING © Copyright 2011 by Celia Rivenbark. Reprinted with permission by St. Martin’s Griffin. All rights reserved.
