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Chapter One

During the summer of 1970 Fran Kornblauser was renting a
fifth-floor walk-up in a building whose buzzer system was partially
and perennially incapacitated. When she threw a dinner party--which
she did with characteristic frequency--her guests were able to buzz
up to Fran's to announce their arrival, but Fran could not, as the
system only worked in one direction, buzz back down to open the
door. Thus, when the bell rang, Fran would hoist open one of the
large front windows that overlooked East Eleventh Street, her
jangling necklaces and voluminous breasts dangling over the window
box and crushing the petunias planted there by the former tenant,
wave hello to her prospective company stranded on the sidewalk,
their necks craned upward like gawkers at a rooftop suicide, and
toss a spare key out the window to the cement five flights below.
"Turn it left and push hard," she'd holler. "It sticks like a
motherfucker."

Roz Rosenzweig, who with her crazy ostrich legs and excruciatingly
bright and irrevocably short Marimekko minidress looked remarkably
like a strawberry lollypop, and Edwin Anderson, seersucker suit
rumpled to Kennebunk perfection though he was himself not a Mainer
but a Nebraskan, arrived on the stoop outside Fran Kornblauser's
simultaneously and became acquainted on their knees as they
scrounged in a bed of impatiens for the elusive key which had
ricocheted off a third-floor balcony and landed in the little
cordoned-off flower patch. A sign hanging from the chain requested
that dogs kindly be curbed elsewhere; still, Roz was unsurprised
when, instead of the key, her hand brushed what one hasty sniff
proved to be a mostly but not completely hardened pile of dog
shit.

"Dammit," she said.

"I've got it!" he exclaimed, procuring the key and holding it up so
that it glinted in the light. He raised himself to standing and
offered her a hand, but she declined and pushed herself to her own
feet. His arm was still outstretched. "Edwin," he said, "Edwin
Anderson," and he extended his hand further toward her.

"Roz Rosenzweig," she said, "but I think we should wait and shake
on that later."

"Oh," he said. "OK."

She shrugged. "Whelp . . . up to Fran's?" she suggested, and when
he gestured for her to go ahead she said, "No no, after you,"
knowing full well all he wanted was a good view from behind for
five flights. So then it was he who shrugged, and pushed open the
door.

As it turned out, it was neither her ass nor his gallantry that had
prompted Edwin's offer to allow Roz ahead of him, but the simple
fact that he was a man who walked with a dreadful limp and knew
that taking the steps behind him was bound to make for an
unbearably slow and frustrating climb.

From the fourth-floor landing, they could see Fran hanging out the
open door, a plastic tumbler of drink in hand. "Come on, Gimpy,"
Fran called, not yet drunk, just naturally crass. She turned and
yelled into the apartment: "One more flight and the Gimp'll have
made it."

Now doubly horrified. . . by her tainted hand and by Fran's
unconscionable ridicule of this poor limping guy. . . Roz watched
as Fran herded Edwin through the apartment door, and then she
flicked a wrist and whacked Fran on the rather substantial flank of
her upper arm. Ice cubes clunked in the jostled tumbler.

"You rat," Roz scolded, her face contorting into an overly
dramatized approximation of appalled.

Fran gave Roz a reciprocal whack that nearly sent her sprawling
down the stairs she'd just so arduously climbed.

"What's next?" Roz hissed. "You going to start hanging around St.
Vincent's poking fun at the bedridden?"

Fran guffawed, flapped her arm toward the apartment door through
which Edwin had disappeared, then gave another amused snort. "You
mean the Gimp'"

"Fran!"

"Roz-Roz," Fran said, wrapping her arm around Roz and guiding her,
too, into the apartment, "things are hardly as they appear, my
darling."

Edwin "The Gimp" Anderson, it soon became clear, was not a cripple
but a casualty of the Mad River Glen Ski Area. Fran's party guests
were all skiers, except Roz, who had lived her twenty-nine years on
the island of Manhattan and could imagine nothing so unpleasant as
a vacation in the middle of God-Knows-Where, Vermont, frostbitten
on the side of a mountain with six feet of deadly fiberglass
strapped to the bottom of each of the only two feet she had. There
was much debate throughout the course of the evening as to what his
accident said about Edwin's downhill prowess. Roz, having washed
her hands thoroughly, sat on the floor of Fran's sparsely furnished
bachelorette pad trying not to flash her underwear to absolutely
everyone in the room, sipping her Vodka Collins, and pondering how
she might offer herself up as an object of ridicule just to save
poor Edwin from the barrage of attention which she was sure he had
never before attracted in his short little library-squirreled life.
Though he was taking it remarkably well (some, including Barb
Carpenter, who always found it within her to come to the defense of
any marginally attractive male in distress, did, after all, believe
that Edwin's fall on a particularly icy stretch of "the Goat," a
double black diamond slope, in no way indicated that the mountain
had gotten the better of him), Edwin was taking it mostly in the
face, his blush a shade of magenta not dissimilar to Roz's
minidress, the purchase of which she was growing to regret more
with every passing moment, vowing that, if she managed to escape
Fran's without spilling anything particularly disastrous on
herself, she would return to Marimekko the next day on her lunch
hour and exchange it for the turquoise she knew she should have
gone with in the first place. Her down-the-hall neighbor, Loralee,
whom Roz had consulted for final fashion inspection that evening
before she'd headed over to Fran's, had assured Roz that only she
could pull off a dress like that so fabulously. Roz wasn't
convinced. She had always wanted to be a devil-may-care girl, proud
and irrepressibly fuchsia. The fact was, she felt a lot more
comfortable in blue. With maybe a few more inches of material to
cover up her rather nice but very white thighs.

Edwin Anderson, a newly anointed lawyer fresh from the heartland. .
. who wanted, he avowed earnestly, to do work in civil rights. . .
cornered Roz in Fran's kitchen, where she'd retreated for a few
moments of reprieve under the pretense of replenishing the bean
dip. She was in the process of adding another jigger of vodka to
her Collins when the door swung open to yield Edwin, carrying the
near-empty potato chip bowl like a monk begging for alms.

"Fran sent me for chips," he announced.

"What are you, the lackey'" Roz tossed another jigger into her
drink for good measure and pawed around the countertop for the
screw cap she'd set down somewhere. "Fran sent you to shame me out
of raiding her liquor cabinet, is what you've actually been
dispatched to do." Roz waggled the bottle toward him.

"In that case," said Edwin, "she picked the wrong spy." He set his
chip bowl on top of the fridge where he'd be sure to forget about
it completely, and started opening Fran's cabinets one after
another in search of a clean glass. "What're you mixing'" he asked.
"Over the sink, on the left," Roz said. "Collins." She paused.
"Collinses' Collinsi?" "It could be like lice?" Edwin suggested.
"Ice' In the freezer," Roz said. "Do I look like a bartender'
You've got arms." "No, I, no, I mean, I meant the plural. Louse,
lice. Mouse, mice. It could be like that. Or even like children.
You know: child, children." "Edwin," Roz said, facing him dead on,
"tonight we're making yours a triple."

Edwin Anderson had not one iota of New York savvy, yet he managed
to surreptitiously extract Roz's phone number from Fran's kitchen
address book, and telephoned Roz the very next evening not two
minutes after she'd walked in the door from work, the new Marimekko
bag in hand, to ask her out on a date.

"To see the symphony," he said.

Roz was trying to wriggle out of her panty hose, the phone clamped
precariously between her shoulder and her jaw. "Is that the bargain
deal for people who can't afford to go and hear the symphony?" she
asked him.

Edwin didn't laugh. "Actually," he said, "I've only got one ticket.
I thought you'd watch while I listen. We could switch at
intermission if you'd like."

Roz was utterly unprepared for sarcasm from the mouth of a Nebraska
farm boy. And a lawyer too, no less. A legal secretary, Roz spent
her days surrounded by lawyers and found them, on the whole, to be
a humorless lot.

"What'd you do?" Edwin asked. "Drop the phone?"

"No," she said, grabbing hold of the receiver. She lifted her feet
from the floor in front of the couch, panty hose still bunched
around her ankles, and scissored her legs apart and together
thinking such an exercise might have surprising effects on her
butt, which she was sure would be the first thing to go as she
sagged her way into middle age.

"I could pick you up," he suggested. "Tomorrow evening, say around
seven . . ."

Suddenly it felt like a challenge. "OK, sure," Roz said. He seemed
harmless enough. And, honestly, when she thought about it, she
could not remember once, ever, having had a man ask her to
something so elegant as the symphony.

"It was perfectly adequate," Roz told Loralee, who came knocking
voraciously on Roz's door for details when she returned from her
date with Edwin Anderson. Loralee was a bombshell, about as savvy
as a tulip, and monogamously devoted to her incurably philandering
boss, which, Roz told her regularly, quite obviously stemmed from
Loralee's deep-seated fears of dating in New York City.

"So, any mushy stuff?" Loralee sat on the carpet, her back up
against Roz's front door as if to block all means of escape.

"Actually, yes," Roz said. She was flopped out on the couch,
conducting Brahms in the air with her left foot. "We went for an
ice cream."

"Mmmmm. What flavor?" Loralee demanded.

"I had Butter Pecan."

"No, the gentleman," Loralee prodded.

"Vanilla."

"Sugar cone?"

Roz nodded.

"Uh-oh."

"You said it," Roz concurred.

When Edwin called a week later to invite Roz on an architectural
walking tour of Harlem, she lied, right through those mildly
crooked but admirably white teeth she took such pains to brush and
floss. "I'm sorry. That sounds lovely, but I'm spending the weekend
up in Westchester. My aunt and uncle's place, you know?"

"Sure," Edwin said, about as suspicious as a ballpoint pen. "Some
other time."

"OK, well, actually, I've actually got to get off the phone, Edwin.
Thanks for the thought."

"Sure," he said. "No problem."

"Well, bye," she said, taking the receiver from her ear before he
had a chance to sign off, though there was no doubt that he would
anyway.

Eight million people in the city of New York, what could the
numerical odds possibly be of running into the one person you've
told you'll be out of town' But it was Sunday afternoon, on the
Fifth Avenue bus, right by the Metropolitan, when someone brushed
Roz on his way toward the back door and paused there, his breath
just behind her ear "Westchester, huh'" he said, his voice cold as
chrome, and she didn't even have a chance to turn around before she
spotted that telltale seersucker jacket mounting the steps of the
Museum of Art.

Without thinking, Roz yanked on the signal cord, hollered "Getting
off!" and plowed her way to the back door. She dashed up the museum
steps and grabbed at the sleeve of Edwin's jacket. He turned, calm
as only a nonnative New Yorker could be, and faced Roz on a landing
halfway up the imposing bank of steps that served to weed out the
faint of heart and bar the cardiovascularly unfit from access to
the world's great art. Now that Roz was there, panting from her
sprint and still clinging to the material at Edwin's elbow, she was
at a loss for words. Any excuse would be paltry and disingenuous.
And Roz, who took silence to be a sign of nothing less than death,
couldn't bear it. "I just . . . I mean . . . I'm. . . ," she
stuttered.

Edwin interrupted. "That was rude of me," he said. "Not to mention
juvenile. I apologize."

"What?"

"I said I was sorry for. . . "

She cut him off this time. "You're apologizing to me? You can't
apologize to me. You've been nothing but perfectly nice and I lie,
and then I get caught like a kid in the cookie jar and now you
think you should be. . . "

". . . Apologizing for baking the cookies in the first place'" He
chuckled.

"Exactly." Roz couldn't identify her own emotions, but was afraid
she sounded annoyed, or self-righteous, as if she'd just said I
told you so and was waiting for Edwin to concede his own
mistake.

Instead, he said, "Have you seen the Goya exhibit yet?"

"What?" Roz was disarmed.

"Goya," Edwin said. "That's what I came to see."

"Well, I, but . . . You want me to come with you?"

"Sure," he said, and there was nothing left to do but accept. If it
was a game, she didn't know the rules. If it wasn't, if he was
actually this trusting and forgiving a human being, the man was
going to last about another week in New York before he fled on a
train back to Nebraska, where the waves of grain were amber, the
plains fruited, and the girls as simple and blond as
sunflowers.

That evening they ate Indian food beneath billowing purple
tapestries at a little place on Sixth Street where the curry was so
hot Roz had gulped her own glass of water in one breath and then
moved on to Edwin's, which he had pushed insistently toward her
without a word. They went to Little Italy the next weekend, and for
drinks one evening after work in a tiny brownstone yard turned
garden bistro. They strolled the Bronx Botanical Garden, and
prowled Greenwich Village, Edwin's architectural guide in hand, and
when they stopped for hot dogs on a bench beside a playground, he
read to her descriptions of Gothic facades and flying buttresses
that sounded, through his Midwestern appreciation and awe, as much
like poetry as any verse she'd ever heard. It was her apartment
they'd retire to at the end of an evening since his roommate, a law
student at NYU, seemed never to venture out of doors, and though
Edwin almost never stayed the night at Roz's (he worked early in
the morning, and as the firm's underling lawyer, he liked to be
fresh when he arrived at the office), he almost always stayed until
Roz was just on the edge of sleep, when he would kiss her softly,
gather his clothes, and dress in the dark before he let himself
out, pulling the door silently shut behind him.

He was not, in any way, a man Roz would have imagined for herself.
He was four years her junior, for god's sake, and he'd never really
even known a Jew before Roz, let alone kissed one. He still limped
a bit from his injury, and though he wasn't short. . . five eight,
the same as Roz. . . he certainly wasn't tall. He had fair and
honest good looks but lacked even an ounce of the dark mystery,
furtive heart, or swarthy sophistication that Roz had clambered
after for most of her adult life. But there was a point at which
one tired of clambering, and Roz wondered if maybe she was reaching
hers. A point when you stopped looking for Eden and set down your
bags right where you were just to have the weight off your back.
And maybe you stopped and built yourself a little house then, not
because you'd found paradise but because the land was fertile, the
view pleasant, the water clear and cold. When Loralee pried Roz for
details about the clean-cut and exceedingly polite young man she
often encountered late at night in the lobby of their apartment
building, he on his way out, she on her way in, panty hose tucked
into her purse, all Roz could manage to say on Edwin's behalf was,
"I don't know, Loralee. He's not a shit," disbelieving her own
words as she spoke them, as though she'd always understood
shittiness to be an intrinsic male characteristic, as essential to
attraction as musk.

Excerpted from THE GOOD PEOPLE OF NEW YORK © Copyright
2004 by Thisbe Nissen. Reprinted with permission by Anchor Books,
an imprint of Random House. All rights reserved.