In the year he fully expected to die, he spent the majority of his
fifty-third birthday as he did most other days, listening to people
complain about their mothers. Thoughtless mothers, cruel mothers,
sexually provocative mothers. Dead mothers who remained alive in
their children's minds. Living mothers, whom their children wanted
to kill. Mr. Bishop, in particular, along with Miss Levy and the
genuinely unlucky Roger Zimmerman, who shared his Upper West Side
apartment and it seemed the entirety of both his waking life and
his vivid dreams with a hypochondriac, manipulative, shrewish woman
who seemed dedicated to nothing less than ruining her only child's
every meager effort at independence --- all of them used the
entirety of their hours that day to effuse bitter vitriol about the
women who had brought them into this world.
He listened quietly to great surges of murderous hatred, only
occasionally interjecting the most modest of benign comments, never
once interrupting the anger that spewed forth from the couch, all
the time wishing that just one of his patients would take a deep
breath and step back from their rage for an instant and see it for
what it truly was: fury with themselves. He knew, through
experience and training, that even- tually, after years of talking
bitterly in the oddly detached world of the analyst's office, all
of them, even poor, desperate, and crippled Roger Zimmerman, would
reach that understanding themselves.
Still, the occasion of his birthday, which reminded him most
directly of his own mortality, made him wonder whether he would
have enough time remaining to see any of them through to that
moment of acceptance which is the analyst's eureka. His own father
had died shortly after he reached his fifty-third year, heart
weakened through years of chain smoking and stress, a fact that he
knew lurked subtly and malevolently beneath his consciousness. So,
as the unpleasant Roger Zimmerman moaned and whined his way through
the final few minutes of the last session of the day, he was
slightly distracted, and not paying the complete attention he
should have been when he heard the faint triple buzz of the bell
he'd installed in his waiting room.
The bell was his standard signal that a patient had arrived. Every
new client was told prior to their first session that upon entry,
they were to produce two short rings, in quick succession, followed
by a third, longer peal. This was to differentiate the ring from
any tradesman, meter reader, neighbor, or delivery service that
might have arrived at his door.
Without shifting position, he glanced over at his daybook, next to
the clock he kept on the small table behind the patient's head, out
of their sight. The six p.m. entry was blank. The clock face read
twelve minutes to six, and Roger Zimmerman seemed to stiffen in his
prone position on the couch.
"I thought I was the last every day."
He did not respond.
"No one has ever come in after me, at least not that I can
remember. Not once. Have you changed your schedule around without
Again, he did not reply.
"I don't like the idea that someone comes after me," Zimmerman said
decisively. "I want to be last."
"Why do you think you feel that way?" he finally questioned.
"In its own special way, last is the same as first," Zimmerman
answered with a harshness of tone that implied that any idiot would
have seen the same.
He nodded. Zimmerman had made an intriguing and accurate
observation. But, as the poor fellow seemed forever doomed to do,
he had made it in the session's final moment. Not at the start,
where they might have managed some profitable discussion over the
remaining fifty minutes. "Try to bring that thought with you
tomorrow," he said. "We could begin there. I'm afraid our time is
up for today."
Zimmerman hesitated, before rising. "Tomorrow? Correct me if I'm
mistaken, but tomorrow is the last day before you disappear for
your damn stupid August vacation the same as you do every damn
year. What good will that do me?"
Again, he remained silent, letting the query remain floating in the
space above the patient's head. Zimmerman snorted loudly.
"Whoever's out there's probably more interesting than I am anyway,
huh?" he said bitterly. Then Zimmerman swung his feet off the couch
and looked up toward the doctor. "I don't like it when something is
different," he said sharply. "I don't like it at all." He tossed a
quick, pointed glare at the doctor as he rose, shaking his
shoulders, letting a nasty snarl creep across his face. "It's
supposed to always be the same. I come in, lie down, start talking.
Last patient every day. That's the way it's supposed to be. No one
likes change." He sighed, but this time with more than a touch of
anger, not resignation. "All right. Tomorrow, then. Last session
before you take off for Paris, Cape Cod, Mars, or wherever you head
for and leave me all goddamn alone." Zimmerman pivoted abruptly and
strode purposely across the small office, and out the exit door
without once looking back.
For a moment, he remained in his armchair, listening for the faint
sound of the angry man's footsteps resounding down the exterior
hallway. Then he rose, feeling some of the age that had stiffened
his joints and tightened his muscles during the long and sedentary
afternoon behind the couch, and made his way to the entrance, a
second door that led to his modest waiting room. In some respects,
this room with its odd, unlikely design, where he'd established his
practice decades ago, was unique, and had been the sole reason he'd
rented the apartment in the year after he'd finished his residency
and the reason he'd stayed there more than a quarter century.
The office had three doors: one which led to the vestibule, which
he'd reinvented as a tiny waiting room; a second, which led
directly out to the apartment building corridor; and a third, which
took him inside to the modest kitchen, living area, and bedroom of
the remainder of the apartment. His office was a sort of personal
island, with portals to these other worlds. He often regarded it as
a nether-space, a bridge between different realities. He liked
that, because he believed the separation of the office from the
great outside helped make his own job somewhat easier.
He had no idea which of his patients had returned without an
appointment. He could not immediately recall a single instance of a
patient doing that, in all his years of practice.
Nor was he able to imagine which patient was in crisis sufficiently
to throw such an unexpected change in the relationship between
analyst and analysand. Routine was what he built on, routine and
longevity, where the sheer weight of words spoken in the artificial
but absolute sanctity of the analyst's office finally paved
themselves into roads of understanding. Zimmerman was right about
that. Change went against the grain. So he briskly crossed the room
with the modestly gathered pace of anticipation, slightly unsettled
at the idea that something of possible urgency had entered a life
he frequently feared had become far too stolid and utterly
He opened the door to the waiting room and stared ahead.
The room was empty.
For a moment, he was confused, and thought perhaps that he'd
imagined the bell ringing, but then, Mr. Zimmerman had heard it as
well, and he, too, had recognized the distinctive noise signaling
that someone familiar was present in the waiting room.
"Hello?" he said, although there was clearly no one there to hear
He could sense his forehead knitting with surprise, and he adjusted
the wire-rim glasses perched on his nose. "Curious," he said out
loud. And then he noticed the envelope left behind on the seat of
the single stiff-backed chair he provided for patients waiting for
their appointments. He exhaled slowly, shook his head back and
forth, and thought this was a bit overly melodramatic, even for the
membership of his current list of patients.
He stepped over and picked up the envelope. His name was typed on
"How unusual," he said out loud. He hesitated before opening the
letter, holding it up to his forehead the way Johnny Carson used
to, when engaged in his Carnac the Magnificent routine, trying, in
that instant, to guess which of his patients had left it for him.
But it was an act that seemed uncharacteristic among the dozen he
saw regularly. They all liked to voice their complaints about what
they perceived as his many inadequacies and shortcomings directly
and frequently, which while sometimes irritating, remained an
integral part of the process.
He tore open the envelope and withdrew two sheets of paper filled
with typing. He read only the first line:
Happy 53rd birthday, doctor. Welcome to the first day of your
He breathed in sharply. The stale air of the apartment seemed to
make him dizzy, and he reached out quickly for the wall, to steady
Dr. Frederick Starks, a man in the profession of introspection,
lived alone, haunted by other people's memories.
He walked over to his small, antique maple desk, a gift fifteen
years earlier from his wife. It had been three years since she
passed away, and when he sat down at the desk it seemed he could
still hear her voice. He spread the two sheets of the letter out in
front of him on the blotter. He thought to himself that it had been
a decade since he'd actually been afraid of something, and what
he'd been afraid of then was the diagnosis delivered by the
oncologist to his wife. Now, this new dry, acid taste on his tongue
was as unwelcome as the acceleration of his heart, which he could
feel racing in his chest.
He took a second or two to try to calm the rapid beating, waiting
patiently until he could feel the rate settle slowly. He was
acutely aware of his loneliness at that moment, hating the
vulnerability that solitude created within him.
Ricky Starks --- he rarely let anyone know how much he greatly
preferred the playground and frat house sound of the informal
abbreviation to the more sonorous Frederick --- was a man of
necessary routine and order. He was devoted to a regularity that
bordered on religion and certainly touched obsession; by imposing
so much reason on his own day-to-day life, he thought it was the
only safe way to try to make sense of the turmoil and chaos that
his patients brought to him daily. He was a slight man physically,
an inch or two short of six feet, with a thin, ascetic body helped
by a daily lunchtime course of brisk walking exercise and a
steadfast refusal to indulge in the sweets and ice creams that he
He wore glasses, which wasn't unusual for a man his age, though he
took pride in the detail that his prescription still was minimal.
He took pride, as well, that although thinned, his hair still rode
upright on his scalp like wheat on a prairie. He no longer smoked,
and took only a rare glass of wine on an occasional evening to help
him sleep. He was a man who had grown accustomed to his solitude,
undaunted by eating dinner in a restaurant alone, or attending a
Broadway show or current movie by himself. He thought the inventory
of his body and mind to be in excellent condition. He felt far
younger than his years most days. But he was acutely aware that the
year he was entering was the year that his father had failed to
live past, and despite that lack of logic in this observation, he
had not thought that he would live past fifty-three, either, as if
such an act would be unfair, or was somehow inappropriate. And yet,
he thought contradictorily to himself, as he stared again at the
first words of the letter, I am not yet ready to die. Then he read
on, slowly, pausing over each sentence, allowing dread and disquiet
to take root within him.
I exist somewhere in your past.
You ruined my life. You may not know how, or why,
or even when, but you did. Brought disaster and sadness to
my every second. You ruined my life. And now I fully intend to ruin
Ricky Starks breathed in hard again. He lived in a world common
with false threats and fake promises, but knew immediately that the
words in front of him were far different from those meandering
rantings he was accustomed to hearing daily.
At first, I thought I should simply kill you to settle the
Then I realized that was simply too easy. You
are a pathetically facile target, doctor. You do not lock
your doors during the day. You take the same walk on
the same route Monday through Friday. On weekends, you remain
wondrously predictable, right down to the trip out on
Sunday morning to pick up the Times, an onion bagel, and
a hazelnut coffee, two sugars, no milk, at the trendy
coffee bar two blocks to your south.
Far too easy. Stalking and killing you wouldn't have
been much of a challenge. And, given the ease with which
this murder could be accomplished, I wasn't certain that
it would deliver the necessary satisfaction.
I've decided I would prefer you to kill yourself.
Ricky Starks shifted uncomfortably in his seat. He could feel heat
rippling up from the words in front of him, like fire catching in a
woodstove, caressing his forehead and cheeks. His lips were dry,
and he fruitlessly ran his tongue over them.
Kill yourself, doctor.
Jump from a bridge. Blow your brains out with a handgun.
Step in front of a midtown bus. Leap in front of a subway
train. Turn on the gas stove and blow out the pilot light.
a convenient beam and hang yourself. The method you choose
is entirely up to you.
But it is your best chance.
Your suicide will be far more appropriate, given the
precise circumstances of our relationship. And certainly
a far more satisfying method for you to pay off your debt to
So, here is the game we are going to play: You have exactly
one fortnight, starting tomorrow morning at six a.m., to discover
I am. If you succeed, you must purchase one of those tiny
one-column ads that run along the bottom of the daily New
Times front page, and print my name there. That's all: Just
If you do not, then . . . well, this is the fun part. You
take note that the second sheet of this letter contains the
of fifty-two of your relatives. They range in age from a
barely six months old, the child of your great-grand-niece, to your
the Wall Street investor, and capitalist extraordinaire, who
as dried-up and dull as you. If you are unable to purchase the
as described, then you have this choice: Kill yourself immediately
will destroy one of these innocent people.
What an intriguing word. It could mean financial ruin. It could
social wreckage. It could mean psychological rape.
It could also mean murder. That's for you to wonder about. It
be someone young, or someone old. Male or female. Rich or
All I promise is that it will be the sort of event that they --- or
ones --- will never recover from, no matter how many years they
spend in psychoanalysis.
And whatever it is, you will live every remaining second of
minute you have left on this earth with the knowledge that you
alone caused it.
Unless, of course, you take the more honorable approach and kill
first, saving whichever target I have selected from their
There's your choice: my name or your obituary. In the same
As proof of the length of my reach, and the extent of my planning,
this day contacted one of the names on the list with a most modest
message. I would urge you to spend the remainder of this
ferreting out who was touched, and how. Then you can begin on the
task before you without delay in the morning.
I do not, of course, truly expect you to be able to guess my
So, to demonstrate that I am a sporting type, I've decided
from time to time over the next fifteen days I will provide you
a clue or two. Just to make things more interesting, although a
intuitive sort, such as yourself, should assume that this entire
filled with clues. Nevertheless, here is a preview, and it comes
In the past, life was fun and wild,
Mother, father, and young child.
But all the good times went astray,
When my father sailed away.
Poetry is not my strong suit.
Remember: You may ask three questions. Yes or No answers,
Use the same method, the front-page ads in the New York
I will reply in my own style within twenty-four hours.
Good luck. You might also try to find time now to make your funeral
arrangements. Cremation is probably preferable to an
burial service. I know how much you dislike churches. I don't
it would be a smart idea to contact the police. They would
mock you, which I suspect your conceit would have difficulty
handling. And it would likely enrage me more, and, right now,
must be a little uncertain as to how unstable I actually am.
might respond erratically, in any number of quite evil ways.
But of one thing of which you can be absolutely certain: My
knows no limits.
The letter was signed in all-capital letters:
Ricky Starks sat back hard in his chair, as if the fury emanating
from the words on the page in front of him had been able to strike
him in the face like a fist. He pushed himself to his feet, walked
over to the window and cracked it open, allowing the city sounds to
burst into the quiet of the small room, carried by an unexpected
late July breeze that promised an evening thunderstorm might be
tracking the city. He breathed in, looking for something in the air
to give him a sense of relief from the heat that had overcome him.
He could hear the high-pitched caterwaul of a police siren a few
blocks distant, and the steady cacophony of car horns that is like
white noise in Manhattan. He took two or three deep breaths, then
pulled the window closed, shutting away all the outside sounds of
normal urban life.
He turned back to the letter.
I am in trouble, he thought. But how much, he was initially
He realized that he was being deeply threatened, but the parameters
of that threat were still unclear. A significant part of him
insisted he ignore the document on the desktop. Simply refuse to
play what didn't sound like much of a game. He snorted once,
allowing this thought to flourish. All his training and experience
suggested that doing nothing was the most reasonable course of
action. After all, often the analyst finds that maintaining silence
and a failure to respond to the most provoca- tive and outrageous
behavior by a patient is the cleverest way to get to the
psychological truth of those actions. He stood up and walked around
the desk twice, like a dog sniffing at an unusual smell.
On the second pass, he stopped and stared down at the page of words
He shook his head. That won't work, he realized. For a moment he
had a shot of admiration for the writer's sophistication. Ricky
understood he would probably have greeted the "I'm going to kill
you" threat with a detachment closing on boredom. After all, he had
lived long, and quite well, he thought, so threatening to kill a
man in his middle years didn't really amount to much. But that
wasn't what he was facing. The threat was more oblique. Someone
else was slated to suffer if he did nothing. Someone innocent, and
in all likelihood, someone young, because the young are far more
Ricky swallowed hard. I would blame myself and I would live out my
remaining time in true agony.
Of that, the writer was absolutely correct.
Or else kill myself. He could taste a sudden bitterness on his
tongue. Suicide would be the antithesis of everything he'd stood
for, his entire life. He suspected the person who signed his name
Rumplestiltskin knew that.
He felt abruptly as if he'd been placed on trial.
Again he began to pace around his office, assessing the letter. A
great voice within him wanted to be dismissive, to shrug the entire
message off, to anoint it an exaggeration and a fantasy without any
basis in reality but found that he was unable to. Ricky berated
himself: Just because something makes you uncomfortable, doesn't
mean you should ignore it.
But he didn't really have a good idea how to respond. He stopped
pacing and returned to his seat. Madness, he thought. But madness
with a distinctly clever touch, because it will cause me to join in
"I should call the police," he said out loud. Then he stopped. And
say what? Dial 911 and tell some dull and unimaginative desk
sergeant that he'd received a threatening letter? And listen to the
man tell him So what? As best as he could tell, no law had been
broken. Unless suggesting that someone kill themselves was a
violation of some sort. Extortion? What sort of homicide could it
be? he wondered. The idea crossed his mind to call an attorney, but
then he understood that the situation posed by Rumplestiltskin's
letter wasn't legal. He had been approached on the playing field
that he knew. The game suggested was one of intuitiveness, and
psychology; it was about emotions and fears. He shook his head and
told himself: I can play in that arena.
"What do you know already?" he spoke to himself in the empty
Someone knows my routine. Knows how I let patients into my office.
Knows when I break for lunch. What I do on the weekends. Was also
clever enough to ferret out a list of relatives. That took some
Knows my birthday.
He breathed in sharply, again. I have been studied.
I did not know it, but someone has been watching me. Measuring me.
Someone has devoted considerable time and effort to creating this
game and not left me much time for counter moves.
His tongue remained dry and his lips parched. He was suddenly very
thirsty, but unwilling to leave the sanctity of his office for the
kitchen and a glass of water.
"What did I do to make someone hate me so?" he asked.
This question was like a quick punch in the stomach. Ricky knew he
enjoyed the arrogance of many caregivers, thinking that he had
delivered good to his small corner of the world through
understanding and acceptance of one's existence. The idea that he'd
created some monstrous infection of hatred in someone somewhere was
"Who are you?" he demanded of the letter. He immediately started to
race through the catalog of patients, stretching back over decades,
but, just as swiftly, stopped. He understood he might have to do
this even- tually, but he would need to be systematic, disciplined,
dogged, and he wasn't ready to take that step yet.
Ricky didn't think of himself as very qualified to be his own
policeman. But then he shook his head, realizing that, in a unique
way, that was untrue. For years he'd been a sort of detective. The
difference was truly the nature of the crimes he'd investigated and
the techniques he'd used. Buttressed slightly by this thought,
Ricky Starks sat back down at his desk, reached into the top
right-hand drawer and removed an old, leather-bound address book so
frayed around the edges that it was held together by a rubber band.
For starters, he told himself, we can find the relative who has
been contacted by this person. It must be some former patient, he
told himself, one who cut his analysis short and plunged into
depression. One who has harbored a near-psychotic fixation for a
number of years. He guessed that with a little bit of luck and
perhaps a nudge or two in the right direction from whichever of his
relatives had been contacted, he would be able to identify the
disgruntled ex-patient. He tried to tell himself, empathetically,
that the letter writer --- Rumplestiltskin --- was really reaching
out to him for help. Then, almost as quickly, he discarded this
wishy-washy thought. Holding the address book in his hand, Ricky
thought about the fairy tale character whose name the letter writer
had signed. Cruel, he told himself. A magical gnome with a black
heart that isn't outfoxed, but loses his contest through sheer bad
luck. This obser- vation did not make him feel any better.
The letter seemed to glow on the desktop in front of him.
He nodded slowly. It tells you much, he insisted. Blend the words
on the page with what the writer has already done, and you're
probably halfway to figuring out who it is.
So, he pushed the letter to the side and opened up the address
book, searching for the number for the first person on the list of
fifty-two. He grimaced a little and he started to punch the numbers
onto the telephone keypad. In the past decade, he had had little
contact with any of his relatives, and he suspected none of them
would be very eager to hear from him. Especially given the nature
of the call.
Excerpted from THE ANALYST © Copyright 2011 by John
Katzenbach. Reprinted with permission by Fawcett Books, a division
of Random House, Inc. All rights reserved.