About the Book

• [6]
• [7]
• [8]

From religion to recipes, from carpooling to cat whispering, bestselling author Celia Rivenbark gives voice to the hilarious, the hateful, the horrible and the heaven-help-us. Pull up a chair and sit next to Celia --- she says the things we only dare to think! Read what she has to say about:

• Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
• How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
• Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
• Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
• Get yer wassail on: It’s carolin’ time
• Airlines serving up one hot mess
• Action figure Jesus
• Why Clay Aiken ain’t marrying your glandular daughter
• And much more!

Complete with a treasure trove of Celia’s favorite slacker-mom recipes, YOU CAN’T DRINK ALL DAY IF YOU DON’T START IN THE MORNING will make you want to grab an ice-cold glass of sweet-tea-flavored vodka and turn up the oven on that tuna casserole.

YOU CAN’T DRINK ALL DAY IF YOU DON’T START IN THE MORNING © Copyright 2011 by Celia Rivenbark. Reprinted with permission by St. Martin’s Griffin. All rights reserved.

• [6]
• [7]
• [8]
• [9]