In the beginning, Bob created the world and all that dwelt in it, including the beasts of the air and the sea, the various landscapes, and all the people. That’s right. Not God, but Bob. While most of the time the world runs like a machine, it doesn’t help that Bob is a teenage boy who is prone to mood swings, sleeping in, and leaving a mess wherever he goes. Unfortunately, he has also decided that he is madly in love with a mortal girl, Lucy, and that his life will never be the same unless he has her. His desperation is so severe that it’s affecting the weather.
"THERE IS NO DOG is a tongue-in-cheek book that doesn’t take itself too seriou