There are two big secrets about myself that I'll never tell anyone.
One is that _____ really gets me aroused. The other is that I never
learned how to _____. Other than that, I'm pretty much an open book
(heh heh). I don't mind telling people, for instance, that I've
never ridden a train. Sure, I've hopped on board the little
choo-choos at the zoo that race you past the Mongolian Ape named
Hoophlungdung or the buffalos as they're taking steps to insure the
perpetuation of their species, but I've never been on a real live