I've decided that I want to be Joe Queenan when I grow up.
Now, if you are familiar with Mr. Queenan's writings at all, an
equation probably pops into your head every time you see or hear
his name. That equation would be Queenan = Smartass. And it would
be correct. But so would Queenan = Genius. He is a genius in the
same sense that Gallagher, the comedian, is a genius. Both
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