March 1st
Once you learn to read, you will be forever free.
- Frederick Douglass
March 2nd
A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.
- George Moore
March 3rd
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.
- Robert Benchley
March 4th
It's never just a game when you're winning.
- George Carlin
March 5th
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
- Bill Cosby
March 6th
Words do two major things: They provide food for the mind and create light for understanding and awareness.
- Jim Rohn
March 7th
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
- George Bernard Shaw
March 8th
Wear the old coat and buy the new book.
- Austin Phelps
March 9th
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
March 10th
The glory of great men should always be measured by the means they have used to acquire it.
- Francois de La Rochefoulauld
March 11th
He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare,
And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.
- Ali ibn-Abi-Talib
March 12th
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
- Fran Leibowitz
March 13th
The man who does not read good books is no better than the man who can't.
- Mark Twain
March 14th
To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.
- George Macdonald
March 15th
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason why so few people engage in it.
- Henry Ford
March 16th
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
March 17th
May your blessings outnumber
The shamrocks that grow,
And may trouble avoid you
Wherever you go.
- Irish Blessing
March 18th
The best way out is always through.
- Robert Frost
March 19th
A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you.
- Daniel J. Boorstin
March 20th
I love spring anywhere, but if I could choose I would always greet it in a garden.
- Ruth Stout
March 21st
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
- Robert Heinlein, JOB: A Comedy of Justice
March 22nd
Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect!
- Owens Lee Pomeroy
March 23rd
Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
- Robert G. Ingersoll
March 24th
I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.
- Harry Mahtar
March 25th
We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.
- Alfred E. Newman
March 26th
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
- Erma Bombeck
March 27th
Insanity is hereditary --- you get it from your kids.
- Sam Levenson
March 28th
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.
- Jim Davis
March 29th
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
- Irvin S. Cobb
March 30th
Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.
- Leon J. Suenes
March 31st
These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves.
- Gilbert Highet
