September 30th
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
— Groucho Marx
September 29th
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
— Voltaire
September 28th
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
— Martin Luther King Jr.
September 27th
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
— Malcolm S. Forbes
September 26th
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
— Jon Hammond
September 25th
Life is short; be happy.
— Spanky (Lucas Spangler)
September 24th
Time engraves our faces with all the tears we have not shed.
— Natalie Clifford Barney
September 23rd
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
— Dorothy Parker
September 22nd
When I look down I miss all the good stuff, when I look up I just trip over things.
— Ani diFranco
September 21st
Life belongs to the living, and he who lives must be prepared for changes.
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
September 20th
Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
— Frank Lloyd Wright
September 19th
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
— Ellen Parr
September 18th
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn no other way.
— Mark Twain
September 17th
Preach the gospel at all times. If necessary use words.
— St. Francis of Assisi
September 16th
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
— George Burns
September 15th
Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.
— Ben Franklin
September 14th
Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
September 13th
Never mistake motion for action.
— Ernest Hemingway
September 12th
Lost, yesterday, somewhere between sunrise and sunset, two golden hours, each set with sixty diamond minutes. No reward is offered, for they are gone forever.
— Horace Mann
September 11th
Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.
— Anne Frank
September 10th
The noblest service comes from nameless hands, and the best servant does his work unseen.
— Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
September 9th
As soon as you feel too old to do a thing, do it.
— Margaret Deland
September 8th
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
— Henry Ford
September 7th
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.
— Darrel Royal
September 6th
Cruelty would be delicious if one could only find some sort of cruelty that didn't really hurt.
— George Bernard Shaw
September 5th
Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire.
— François de La Rochefoucauld
September 4th
If a man could pass through Paradise in a dream, and have a flower presented to him as a pledge that his soul had really been there, and if he found that flower in his hand when he awake--Aye, what then?
— Samuel Taylor Coleridge
September 3rd
Two things a man should never be angry at: What he can help, and what he cannot help.
— Thomas Fuller
September 2nd
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them.
— Lily Tomlin
September 1st
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
— Dick Cavett
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